RodeoSchro
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PLANE - PART TWO OR AS IT'S SOON TO BE KNOWN AROUND THE WORLD - "THE CLU GULAGER PART"
Seriously - how cool of a name is "Clu"? It's very cool and wait until you find out where it came from.
Clu was born in Oklahoma and he was a full blood Cherokee. His Cherokee name was "Clu-Clu" which was the Cherokee name for the Martin bird, which was common around where Clu grew up. Hence, Clu!
He was a Marine and then went Baylor University where he earned a scholarship to study acting for a year in France. Wait - Baylor? Acting? France?
I didn't even know Baylor had a study abroad program in the '50's, much less one that sent you to France, and much much less one that let you study acting. Acting! Home for a whole lot of people that would never be accepted by Southern Baptists in the USA. Mind BLOWN. I would have put the odds of a Cherokee Indian telling people in 1952 that he was going to Baylor to get a chance to study acting in France at 0.00%. But Clu did it!
He acted in movies with everyone and I mean everyone - John Wayne, Paul Newman, Ronald Reagan, Lee Marvin, Kenny Rogers, Susan Sarandon, George Kennedy, Scott Glenn, Barbara Eden, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Brad Pitt, Leonard DiCaprio and John Travolta's brother Joey.
He directed one short film and it was nominated for the Palme d'Or at Cannes.
But it was in television that he became the favorite actor of The Father Of RodeoSchro. As I recall, pretty much every TV show my dad watched featured "and Special Guest Star Clu Gulager". I don't think there was a drama in the 70's that he wasn't in. If I'd been smart, every time the TV said "and Special Guest Star Clu Gulager" I would have said, "Hey wow, Dad! Clu Gulager! He's awesome! Can I have an increase in my allowance?" But I wasn't particularly smart.
But this is how I see Tony Goldwyn today. Fantastic character actor! He's got a film and TV credit list as long as Clu's! He's one of those guys that you see all the time but don't know who he is but also do know that you like him in everything he's in. Here is a side-by-side of Clu and Tony for no other reason than I want to:
That is a couple of cool dudes!
Also trying to be cool is Gerard Butler (what a segue, huh?!?) After landing the jet, he and the prisoner go out to look for help. It turns out the prisoner had been captured for murder but as he said, "I was 18, things aren't always what they seem". He ran and ended up joining the French Foreign Legion, where he became a Super Soldier. However, not a Super Loyal Soldier, as he bails on Butler as soon as they hit the jungle.
Butler finds an execution building but it has a phone system that, using his Pilot's Electrical Abilities, is able to get working again. He calls the airline but they think it's a crank call and hang up on him. He calls his daughter and tells her where they are (he and the co-pilot had figured it out using their Pilot's Map-Reading Skills and Pilot's Knowledge Of Math, Speed and Distance) but just as he blurts it out, a terrorist conks him on the head. They have a battle to the death and unfortunately for Butler, at one point the only weapon he can get his hands on is the phone board. He uses it to smash the terrorist but that renders it unusable. Not even the Pilot's Smashed Item Repair Skillset can help.
Help is also what Butler needs because while he has killed that terrorist, there are more outside. Not for long though, as we hear "pop pop!" and guess who's back? Yep - the prisoner and he's there to help!
Also heading to help is a team of mercenaries dispatched by Tony Goldwyn. Mr. Goldwyn is NOT taking any guff from any stupid airline executive about stuff like "Public Relations! Insurance Costs! No Paid Sick Leave!" Nope! Mr. Goldwyn is there for one and only one reason - get that plane and everyone on it out of the jungle safely. Hence the mercenaries, who are able to get there really quick.
They assist Butler and the prisoner in freeing all the other passengers, who'd been captured by the terrorists and were about to be transported by boat to another terrorist island, where they'd be ransomed for money but then shot after payment. All the good guys make it back to the plane, oh and did I mention? The mercenaries had brought $500K in cash in case they needed to buy their way out of any trouble. As they quickly deduce, $500K isn't going to get them out of this trouble. Nor is their extraction team, which is 24 hours away.
What Butler and the mercenaries didn't know was that before the terrorists had captured the passengers, the co-pilot had utilized his Pilot's Electrical Skills and returned power to the jet. But they learn that real soon! As Butler started for the plane the prisoner said, "You know I can't get on the plane with you", which Butler didn't know but did immediately understood. So, being that the prisoner was a veteran of about 15 years in the French Foreign Legion, they bid adieu. Butler gets shot a couple times making it to the plane, but he makes it and initiates the Pilot's Jet-Starting Sequence.
The prisoner, on the other hand, grabs a bag full of machine gun magazines and the bag full of $500K. And then disappears into the jungle after all the good guys have made it onto the plane.
The mercenaries are having a grand old time shooting terrorists, especially the guy with the gun that shoots giant metal cylinders, which don't explode but do punch through the metal of the terrorists' cars and trucks like it was paper, and then deliver such a physical blow to the terrorist behind said metal that said terrorist is flung 100 yards in the air or into the next piece of metal, whichever comes first.
The terrorists have rocket launchers but they all get shot before they can launch their rocket-propelled grenades, except for the main terrorist leader. He made the fatal mistake of positioning his truck in the path of the jet and is removed from Earth via the front wheel of the jet as it is taking off.
Things look good but of course the jet is barely airworthy due to bullets received from various terrorists, and Butler figures out they only have two minutes in the air before another crash. As luck would have it, there's a real island with a real airport and real law enforcement about two minutes and 15 seconds away, but Butler sticks the landing.
The end.
I did some more checking and I've never mentioned Clu Gulager here, on the other site, or anywhere else that I know of unless I got drunk at a party and riffed on 70's TV dramas. Which could have happened, who knows?
But seeing as how I've churned out 800+- pages of scintillating cinematic excellence, I think I'm not going to rate this movie (3 out 5) I feel better about it now than I did when I started this) but instead will rate myself as a Certified Movie Reviewer.
And clearly - I am the Clu Gulager of Certified Movie Reviewers!
Seriously - how cool of a name is "Clu"? It's very cool and wait until you find out where it came from.
Clu was born in Oklahoma and he was a full blood Cherokee. His Cherokee name was "Clu-Clu" which was the Cherokee name for the Martin bird, which was common around where Clu grew up. Hence, Clu!
He was a Marine and then went Baylor University where he earned a scholarship to study acting for a year in France. Wait - Baylor? Acting? France?
I didn't even know Baylor had a study abroad program in the '50's, much less one that sent you to France, and much much less one that let you study acting. Acting! Home for a whole lot of people that would never be accepted by Southern Baptists in the USA. Mind BLOWN. I would have put the odds of a Cherokee Indian telling people in 1952 that he was going to Baylor to get a chance to study acting in France at 0.00%. But Clu did it!
He acted in movies with everyone and I mean everyone - John Wayne, Paul Newman, Ronald Reagan, Lee Marvin, Kenny Rogers, Susan Sarandon, George Kennedy, Scott Glenn, Barbara Eden, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Brad Pitt, Leonard DiCaprio and John Travolta's brother Joey.
He directed one short film and it was nominated for the Palme d'Or at Cannes.
But it was in television that he became the favorite actor of The Father Of RodeoSchro. As I recall, pretty much every TV show my dad watched featured "and Special Guest Star Clu Gulager". I don't think there was a drama in the 70's that he wasn't in. If I'd been smart, every time the TV said "and Special Guest Star Clu Gulager" I would have said, "Hey wow, Dad! Clu Gulager! He's awesome! Can I have an increase in my allowance?" But I wasn't particularly smart.
But this is how I see Tony Goldwyn today. Fantastic character actor! He's got a film and TV credit list as long as Clu's! He's one of those guys that you see all the time but don't know who he is but also do know that you like him in everything he's in. Here is a side-by-side of Clu and Tony for no other reason than I want to:
That is a couple of cool dudes!
Also trying to be cool is Gerard Butler (what a segue, huh?!?) After landing the jet, he and the prisoner go out to look for help. It turns out the prisoner had been captured for murder but as he said, "I was 18, things aren't always what they seem". He ran and ended up joining the French Foreign Legion, where he became a Super Soldier. However, not a Super Loyal Soldier, as he bails on Butler as soon as they hit the jungle.
Butler finds an execution building but it has a phone system that, using his Pilot's Electrical Abilities, is able to get working again. He calls the airline but they think it's a crank call and hang up on him. He calls his daughter and tells her where they are (he and the co-pilot had figured it out using their Pilot's Map-Reading Skills and Pilot's Knowledge Of Math, Speed and Distance) but just as he blurts it out, a terrorist conks him on the head. They have a battle to the death and unfortunately for Butler, at one point the only weapon he can get his hands on is the phone board. He uses it to smash the terrorist but that renders it unusable. Not even the Pilot's Smashed Item Repair Skillset can help.
Help is also what Butler needs because while he has killed that terrorist, there are more outside. Not for long though, as we hear "pop pop!" and guess who's back? Yep - the prisoner and he's there to help!
Also heading to help is a team of mercenaries dispatched by Tony Goldwyn. Mr. Goldwyn is NOT taking any guff from any stupid airline executive about stuff like "Public Relations! Insurance Costs! No Paid Sick Leave!" Nope! Mr. Goldwyn is there for one and only one reason - get that plane and everyone on it out of the jungle safely. Hence the mercenaries, who are able to get there really quick.
They assist Butler and the prisoner in freeing all the other passengers, who'd been captured by the terrorists and were about to be transported by boat to another terrorist island, where they'd be ransomed for money but then shot after payment. All the good guys make it back to the plane, oh and did I mention? The mercenaries had brought $500K in cash in case they needed to buy their way out of any trouble. As they quickly deduce, $500K isn't going to get them out of this trouble. Nor is their extraction team, which is 24 hours away.
What Butler and the mercenaries didn't know was that before the terrorists had captured the passengers, the co-pilot had utilized his Pilot's Electrical Skills and returned power to the jet. But they learn that real soon! As Butler started for the plane the prisoner said, "You know I can't get on the plane with you", which Butler didn't know but did immediately understood. So, being that the prisoner was a veteran of about 15 years in the French Foreign Legion, they bid adieu. Butler gets shot a couple times making it to the plane, but he makes it and initiates the Pilot's Jet-Starting Sequence.
The prisoner, on the other hand, grabs a bag full of machine gun magazines and the bag full of $500K. And then disappears into the jungle after all the good guys have made it onto the plane.
The mercenaries are having a grand old time shooting terrorists, especially the guy with the gun that shoots giant metal cylinders, which don't explode but do punch through the metal of the terrorists' cars and trucks like it was paper, and then deliver such a physical blow to the terrorist behind said metal that said terrorist is flung 100 yards in the air or into the next piece of metal, whichever comes first.
The terrorists have rocket launchers but they all get shot before they can launch their rocket-propelled grenades, except for the main terrorist leader. He made the fatal mistake of positioning his truck in the path of the jet and is removed from Earth via the front wheel of the jet as it is taking off.
Things look good but of course the jet is barely airworthy due to bullets received from various terrorists, and Butler figures out they only have two minutes in the air before another crash. As luck would have it, there's a real island with a real airport and real law enforcement about two minutes and 15 seconds away, but Butler sticks the landing.
The end.
I did some more checking and I've never mentioned Clu Gulager here, on the other site, or anywhere else that I know of unless I got drunk at a party and riffed on 70's TV dramas. Which could have happened, who knows?
But seeing as how I've churned out 800+- pages of scintillating cinematic excellence, I think I'm not going to rate this movie (3 out 5) I feel better about it now than I did when I started this) but instead will rate myself as a Certified Movie Reviewer.
And clearly - I am the Clu Gulager of Certified Movie Reviewers!
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